• Mood of the day

    I’m back…

    I’m finally back to my computer after a forced rest. You missed me, I know, don’t say otherwise. First of all, I wish you a good return to school and especially in the current sanitary conditions, do not take any risks by protecting yourself, but COVID will not prevent the resumption of our little chatting around a good hot chocolate, so I miss it. I’m even looking forward to confessing everything to you. To get a good start this year, we made a brief update on the current files. I know I’m retired, but no one will be surprised to know that I am unable to stay and do nothing,…

  • Under the duvet

    If we looked at the inside of your swimwear…

    This heat makes us want to laze on a deckchair … watching the male fairer struggles in front of us… Yes, gentlemen! Under our false air of Girl Scout, we are just like you. In this period of widespread rut, we love to hide behind our sunglasses or a book, to discover your most beautiful assets that you have been able to highlight… Observing this superb bridal parade reminds me of this drawing. According to Zep, we can guess your personality just by analyzing what’s in your swimwear… So gentlemen, who are you? xoxo La Puce

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    Ode to my shortcomings

    In settling on the other side of the Atlantic, I had to meet new habits. Adapting to this culture was easier than I thought by laying foot on American soil. I must admit that the boss has helped me well, but I have always been careful to keep my French particularism… I love my bad character, and especially my little flaws, which make all my charm (if, if I assure you, you will see it with time). So let’s take a tiny turn into the heart of my little imperfections you love (I know, don’t hide behind a false modesty). The first (and not least) according to you is my…

  • Under the duvet

    My ex? I recycle them!

    Some of my friends are surprised that I’m still in touch with most of my ex-boyfriends. The only one, I haven’t kept in touch is my ex-husband, but that’s another story. Even after years, I hear from them, they call me for advice and I am the godmother of some of their children (and they regret it… Who ordered Santa Claus the worst gift for parents… It’s me!!!) I think it’s not because you split up that you have to hate each other, quite the contrary. We must have the intelligence to separate in good terms, to keep in memory only the good moments spent together. As my new right…

  • Under the duvet

    Ass Plan or Sex plan ?

    Bimbo is always an inexhaustible source for me. For those who don’t know her, she was the boss’s personal assistant, with whom she had a lot of fun even though they were married. We have to relax in our jobs. In addition, nothing scares Bimbo, mainly in this area. I’ve always had a lot of cold sweat coming into the big boss’s office for fear of surprising them. Since my second dad left, she has been assigned to me (so I confirm here that I am doing very well on my own). To take care of and fill out her prom book, she has resumed her hunts and never hesitates…

  • Under the duvet

    I can like the flirtatious encounter with mens, not with just anyone …

    Despite the border closures and the block-out, I was able to see my colleagues again thanks to the new technologies… Long live my friends WhatsApp and Skype, which allow me to stay connected with them at a lower cost. Yes, G., the phone too, but the accountant almost died to receive my last bill, and since I still need him, I have to avoid astronomical bills by using it sparingly. So, as I said in the introduction, I retook my chatting around a cup of coffee (a good chocolate for me) by screen interposed. In three months, many stories have had time to tie, to untie and some questions will…

  • Mood of the day

    My trustee definitely hates me

    As you know, I am not a woman of numbers, whom I have been delegating to my entourage for years. A thought for the boss (peace to his soul) who was in charge of calm me in this area on some projects. It was not uncommon for me to come into the office with an idea, royally ignoring the business plan… It was up to my directors (who are friends too) to make it fit into budgets and negotiate extensions with investors…   When I made the decision this year to retire because of many problems with my investors, the various turbulence in my hive and the onset of depression,…

  • Mood of the day,  Under the duvet

    Make sure you !!!

    I find that for some time social networks (especially Twitter) have become a vast hunting ground for sex-thirsty people… Why not tell me? Quite, but not in a lie! For my part, I assume the person I am with my qualities and flaws. When I am asked to describe myself, I always say that I am a nice little whale, curious, polyamorous, fully invested in her job… So I already hear G. grabbing in front of her screen reading my previous words. Yes, I know I don’t look like a little whale since I managed to lose my 20 pounds, but that’s how I see myself again… To return to…

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    Welcome in my world!

    Welcome to version 2.0 of the website La Plume de la Puce (The diary of La Puce). During my move, the writings of the old site were inadvertently eliminated and since the shoemaker is the most badly worn, and no one had thought to save the different posts of this site… It doesn’t matter, it gives me the opportunity to start from a blank page and recreate a new place more friendly and above all more interactive with you. This remains my diary, where I would communicate my moods, my astonishment according to my trips so that you did not worry and I did not have a thousand identical emails…