• Humor,  Mood of the day,  Under the duvet

    Instructions for use of a WOMAN (useful for some)

    In response to my post giving the instructions for the use of men, I had a shroud from those gentlemen who dared to pretend that it is women who are complicated to understand and that it is never easy to satisfy them. Yet I find that we are easy to live in as a rule. So, in front of my blank page, I was forced to ask my experts for help to write you a short notice… So I leave them for today the control of the blog (and I’m not very reassured to give them the field free… But well, I also lost a bet…) Good reading! Take all…

  • Jukebox

    Jukebox – The Sound of Silence

    It’s been too long since your ears have been at rest… I know my tastes can confuse you, but I regularly allow you to discover nuggets. Yes, Mitch, for you, it’s sometimes horrors, but at least I’m in the offices and the music cradles cats. In this new section, I will let you discover a song, its story, but especially all the covers I found during my many sleepless nights. We will inaugurate with a song that is ranked 157th in the Rolling Stones magazine’s 500 greatest songs of all time: “The Sound of Silence”. A must that rocked my childhood!   History The Sound Of Silence is a 1964…

  • Mood of the day,  Under the duvet

    Regular Ass Plan or Sexfriend?

    Following my previous post, in which I gave you the definition and differences between a Q plan and a sex friend, some languages have been untied … and the question—can a Q plan be regular without becoming a sex friend?—led me to question myself for a few days, until a discussion with Tigrou. The latter is a great expert on crushs of all kinds like my big brother.   What are the differences between the Regular Q Plan (PQR) and the Sex friend?   The regular Plan Q is defined itself by its name, it is simply a butt plane, a relationship based solely on the physical and pleasure of…

  • Mood of the day,  My Writings / My Books

    Friendship Stronger than Love

    Everyone has their own definition of friendship, as well as the importance it gives to it. Some of my friends would say that in this area, I can be excessive, invasive… as always. It’s part of my charm! The different vagaries of life have shown me that friends (the true, the sincere) remain by your side, even when you are in the wall or at the bottom of the abyss. They show themselves honestly on every occasion, even if they say to you when you derail completely. They don’t hesitate to pull your shoulder straps up to help you overcome your difficulties or wait patiently until your blood stroke or…

  • Humor,  Mood of the day

    Instructions for use of MAN

    To repair broken hearts, to give you a smile and above all to your good mood, ladies, Dr. Cupid, who I am, will only prescribe one medicine, one man. Read this leaflet carefully because it contains important information. — this medicinal product may also be prescribed without consultation or prescription of a doctor. Persistence of symptoms requires a friendly medical opinion. Keep this leaflet carefully, you may need to read it every time a man uses it. INDICATION Man is recommended for all women in general. This drug is especially effective in the following pathologies: – discouragement, – anxiety, – irritability, – insomnia (particularly effective… A small galipette helps to…

  • Mood of the day

    The Little World of Twitter

    Since the closure of the borders and the containment, I have lost my little moments with my colleagues over a good hot chocolate. We have just resumed, but virtually, since the offices have still not reopened. So, to fill the void left by these absences, I replaced my breaks with a dive into the virtual world of Twitter, a strange world with sometimes obscure codes.   Twitter is a parallel world like a planet with small, well-defined tribes, but occasionally fall into excesses. I offer you a short presentation of this world that distracted me during my breaks: —The “scammers”. Be aware that more than 30% of the accounts on…

  • Mood of the day

    I’m back…

    I’m finally back to my computer after a forced rest. You missed me, I know, don’t say otherwise. First of all, I wish you a good return to school and especially in the current sanitary conditions, do not take any risks by protecting yourself, but COVID will not prevent the resumption of our little chatting around a good hot chocolate, so I miss it. I’m even looking forward to confessing everything to you. To get a good start this year, we made a brief update on the current files. I know I’m retired, but no one will be surprised to know that I am unable to stay and do nothing,…

  • Under the duvet

    If we looked at the inside of your swimwear…

    This heat makes us want to laze on a deckchair … watching the male fairer struggles in front of us… Yes, gentlemen! Under our false air of Girl Scout, we are just like you. In this period of widespread rut, we love to hide behind our sunglasses or a book, to discover your most beautiful assets that you have been able to highlight… Observing this superb bridal parade reminds me of this drawing. According to Zep, we can guess your personality just by analyzing what’s in your swimwear… So gentlemen, who are you? xoxo La Puce

  • Mood of the day

    Ode to my shortcomings

    In settling on the other side of the Atlantic, I had to meet new habits. Adapting to this culture was easier than I thought by laying foot on American soil. I must admit that the boss has helped me well, but I have always been careful to keep my French particularism… I love my bad character, and especially my little flaws, which make all my charm (if, if I assure you, you will see it with time). So let’s take a tiny turn into the heart of my little imperfections you love (I know, don’t hide behind a false modesty). The first (and not least) according to you is my…

  • Under the duvet

    My ex? I recycle them!

    Some of my friends are surprised that I’m still in touch with most of my ex-boyfriends. The only one, I haven’t kept in touch is my ex-husband, but that’s another story. Even after years, I hear from them, they call me for advice and I am the godmother of some of their children (and they regret it… Who ordered Santa Claus the worst gift for parents… It’s me!!!) I think it’s not because you split up that you have to hate each other, quite the contrary. We must have the intelligence to separate in good terms, to keep in memory only the good moments spent together. As my new right…